Can you check the back?
Most common thing when customers wants some sale item they are trying to get late into the sale, like literally the last day or hours left, so they ask me to check the back. SURE!
*Walks through double doors, stands off to side for 10 seconds, walk back out*
No sorry, no more.
If you can’t pause your fucking headphones during the transaction and therefore don’t hear me ask you if you want a bag, where do you get the gall to ask me for a bag? IF YOU WERE LISTENING, MOTHERFUCKER, YOU’D KNOW I JUST ASKED YOU.
If I had a dollar for every time a customer said this to me…
At work, I have to ask people the same question over and over again.
Me: Did you find everything alright.
Customer: Yeah, and then some.
They proceed to laugh like it’s the funniest joke ever told.